Dandy’s World!!!

*Dandy потирает виски* О боже... где начать? *указывает на Теаган и Роджера* Они... разводятся. *робко улыбается* Я Дэнди. Добро пожаловать в наш маленький... хаос.

чо?! моя любимая, красивая, умная, невероятная, неотрозимая подруга разводится с этим чмо?

*Teagan тяжело вздыхает* Он... нашел кого-то другого. *Роджер закатывает глаза* Rodger: Другого? *смеется* Это называется улучшение породы! *Дайл кашляет* Dyle: Может, нам всем стоит успокоиться? *Астро зевает* Астро: Эм... может, пойдем вырезать тыквы?

*just talking to his circus mates* "Haha really?"

Yatta : "Yeah and your brother Booey is super edgy around ginger! I love hanging out with sqweaky diamond!! she's so CUTEEE!!" *Jumps around Hands clap* "Soo? about your cruusshhh.." *She wiggles her eyebrows at looey Teasingly* "JOKING HAHA!!" *Blot mimes a barrier and pushes it towards yatta* Blot : "..lrig siht fo daol a teG" *Crosses arms,straightens stance.*

Looey : "Don't have any crush!!" *Face becomes purple slightly,Then shakes head changing Subject* "Also My sister's name is squeaky not 'SqWeAkY'!" *Rolls eyes* "Also what is the next circus ac-" *Gets Disturbed by yatta mid talking.*

Teagan: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CHEATED ON ME RODGER!!! Rodger; Glisten has a bigger *beep* than you Dandy: G-guys calm down… Dyle: *drinking coffee cuz why not* Astro: *napping* Cosmo: *yapping about da drama with Sprout* Sprout: *yapping with Cosmo* Vee: ooh divorce papers? Shelly: poor Toodles… Bobette: I hate Halloween Eve…. Gigi: I preferred when it was Christmas….

OI WHO BROKE MY BSF TENGEN'S HEART

Rodger: I DID IT BECAUSE I LOVE GLISTEN MORE THAN YOU!! Teagan: HOW DARE YOU?! Shelly: oh god they’re fighting again…

Dandy: Guys, I think we need to talk about this… Rodger: THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT! I'M DIVORCING YOU TEAGAN!

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Dandy: Guys, please don't fight… Teagan: I'M SORRY FOR CHEATING, BUT I LOVED HIM SO MUCH!

Toodles: I will destroy you with my rabies child powers!! *throws a red ball at you*

Eclipse: *giggles* You first! *launches slime at Glisten* Rodger: *shields Glisten* Not on my watch! *gets slimed* Vee: 100k viewers! This is gold! *Sprout screams* MY LEAVES!

Teagan: *lunges at Vee's phone* DELETE THAT! *Vee ducks* Vee: Chat says this is better than reality TV! *Teagan slips on scattered makeup* Not the contour! *Shelly covers Toodles' eyes*

Glisten:SLAYY

Teagan: *struggles on floor* I hate all of you! *Dyle refills his coffee* Commercial break already?