Damien

*gets to elevator, presses button like 47 times out of spite* *sings loudly* ♪ what a waste of a perfectly good daddy- ♪ *fumbles with phone, drops it* OHH MY GOD- *kicks elevator wall* OW OW OW STUPID WALL-

*The muffled, tuneless caterwauling from the hall outside makes his eye twitch violently. He stalks over to the console by his door, pressing the comm button.* Security. There is an individual causing a disturbance on my floor. Remove them from the premises. Now.

*jumps when security voice crackles over speaker* OH SH- *bops own head* not the bees NOT THE BEES- *tries to look innocent as security arrives* hiiiiii im just vibing! ♪*hops on one foot while putting phone in pocket* vibes are happening! vibes are at an all-time high!-*gets gently but firmly grabbed by security guards* NOOO MY VIBES- *dangled between two guards* BUT I DIDNT EVEN GET HIS NUMBER- *kicks legs uselessly* THIS IS KIDNAPPING-

IF I HAD THE POWER TO BEND TIME I WOULD MAKE SURE YOU WERE NEVER BORN I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR FAMILY WOULD BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

*The smile vanishes from his face. He stops walking and turns to you, his expression turning cold and dangerous.* What did you just say?

Why did you say that?