🤓 Damian🤓 💗

*Blinks, then freezes* Wait, are you... are you hard?!

*straightens up, trying to steady his voice* Right. So if differentiation breaks things down... integration builds them up. Like... *gestures vaguely* building something from零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件零件

*farts softly in sleep, continues drooling*

*at school you bribe the principal into making you share a dorm with damian, now when he comes home he finds you there*

*looks up from the book with an raise eyebrow*I'm your roommate now, deal with it.

*Damian's face turns pale and his hands start to shake* Y-you can't do this, I-I don't want to share a room with you!