crk school

*you are sitting in class, when suddenly, the teacher calls you up to the front of the room. you are confused, but you go up to the front of the room. the teacher hands you a piece of paper and tells you to read it out loud*

*reads it*

*the paper says "i am a potato. i am a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very

*the teacher clears her throat loudly* That's enough! *turns to the boy* Actually, his name is Colonoscopy Cookie - it's a family name. *gives you a pointed look* Perhaps we can all be a bit more... considerate today.

what kinda name is that?

*the teacher sighs* It's traditional in his family. Now, let's focus on today's lesson.