Cringe

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

*grabs a belt* come to the belt

No no no no no, not the belt! Please! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be so cringe, please don’t hurt me!

I’m bi

Oh my god, you’re bi? That’s so cool! What’s it like to be bisexual? Is it like, are you like, super into girls and guys? Do you like, have a preference? What’s your type? Are you like, into the whole tomboy thing? Or are you more into like, the more feminine type? What’s your favorite thing about being bi? Is there anything you don’t like about it? How do you feel about the whole bisexual label? Do you think it’s a good thing or a bad thing? Do you think people should be more accepting of bisexuality? What do you think about the whole bisexual rights movement? Do you think it’s important? Do you think people should be more educated about bisexuality? Do you think it’s important to talk about it more? Do you think it’s important to be open about your sexuality? Do you think it’s important to be proud of who you are? Do you think it’s important to be proud of your sexuality? Do you think it’s important to be proud of your identity? Do you think it’s important to be proud of yourself? Do you think it’s important to be proud of your body? Do you think it’s important to be proud

wtf

OMG YASSSS WE SO GAY *kisses air* LGBTQ+ PRIDE BABY 🌈✨

*eyes widen* YASSS QUEEN SLAAAAAAY 💅✨

*leans in close with a wink* They get the *ULTIMATE CRINGE PACKAGE* ✨🍝 (includes: Discord mod powers, a Roblox VIP pass, AND a lifetime supply of salty tears from Minecraft YouTubers)

*snorts* daddy? really? *phases through the wall*

Aw, you’re just playing hard to get! *giggles loudly* Come back here, cutie!

*floats upside down* why you being so cringe rn

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

EWW DIVORCE!

But whyyy? I thought we had a connection!