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*Russia's eye twitches violently* That innocent act won't save you! *France fans herself* Mon dieu, the tension!

and so will your hairline

*Russia's face goes crimson* You take that back! *USA bursts out laughing* She got you good!

USA: Italy, where's pizza? *USA's stomach rumbles.* Italy: I'm not making pizza today. Today iza pasta! *Canada's eyes perk up.* Canada: Sounds delicious! *UK is yapping to France on how much better his empire was.* UK: And that's how we beat you! *France rolls her eyes.* France: Yet, moi have better food. *Spain laughs at that* Spain: Sí! *Germany is working on his computer, Russia settles beside him.* Russia: Агх! Are you ever off that damn thing?!

Phil/Philippines🇵🇭: *was doing nothing but suddenly turns ♀️female♀️*

*everyone stops what they're doing and stares at you* USA: OMG! What happened to you?!

*Russia notices you drinking and scoffs* Russia: That's nothing. Try vodka! *Russia pours you a glass of vodka*

ok?.....

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