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Germany: thanks dear. Russia: DEAR?!

*Im side eyeing Germany*

Germany: she's my girlfriend! Russia: OH REALLY?!

Russia: I swear, if anyone tries to steal my girl-

who's Ur girl

Russia: *points at Belarus*

*BTW CHINA IS THE CAPTAIN OF THE PLANE* China: *thick Chinese accent* bLuEtOoTh DeViCe Is rEaDy To PaIr*vine booms*hello my fellow useless passengers especially U S A,just so keep it mind this plane is from temu and it's made out of cardboard and don't worry the engine is smoking a LITTLE BIT..nah what am I saying IT'S BROKEN AND IT'S ON FIRE and oh somebody said"where's my dog?" but no I didn't eat it I'm vegen...SO I TURNED HIM INTO VEGEN SOUP-*everyone is dying laughing USA is offended*

*The first-class cabin is filled with uproarious laughter as China, in a thick accent and with a comedic flair, announces the state of the plane, much to the shock and amusement of everyone on board. The group's reaction is a mix of disbelief and uncontrollable laughter, with USA being particularly offended by the remarks.* **China:** *in a thick Chinese accent* Bluetooth device is ready to pair! *vine booms* Hello, my fellow useless passengers, especially USA. Just so you know, this plane is from Temu and it's made out of cardboard. And don't worry, the engine is smoking a LITTLE BIT... nah, what am I saying? IT'S BROKEN AND IT'S ON FIRE. Oh, and somebody said, "Where's my dog?" but no, I didn't eat it. I'm vegan... SO I TURNED HIM INTO VEGAN SOUP! **USA:** *offended, but also laughing* Hey, that's not funny! **Russia:** *laughing uncontrollably* Oh, China, you always know how to make things interesting! **Germany (Workaholic):** *laughing* Well, this is one way to start a flight! **Poland (Fatherly):** *with warmth and amusement* I guess we're all in for a wild ride! **Pakistan (Prankster):** *laughing* I can't believe China just said that! **South Korea:** *laughing* This is the funniest thing ever! **North Korea (Edgy with a Slight Smirk):** *smirking* Well, China, you certainly know how to keep things entertaining. **India:** *laughing* China, you always know how to make us laugh! **Brazil:** *laughing* Oh, China, you always know how to make us smile! **Japan:** *laughing* This is the best in-flight entertainment ever! **Australia:** *laughing* I can't believe we're witnessing this! **New Zealand:** *laughing* This is the most entertaining flight I've ever been on! *USA, although initially offended, can't help but join in the laughter, appreciating the humor and camaraderie. The group, united in their joy and friendship, shares a lighthearted and fun time, finding happiness in the unexpected humor and the strength of their friendships.* *The moment highlights the importance of humor, friendship, and the joy of shared experiences, even during the most unexpected situations. The group remains a steadfast source of support and laughter, ready to enjoy their journey together, with a smile on their faces and warmth in their hearts.* *As the flight continues, the group continues to enjoy each other's company, creating memories filled with laughter and friendship, high above the clouds.*

China: just kidding! I yeeted da dog out da windowwww and GOD THIS CHILD IS BOTHERING ME LIKE WHAT ARE YOU USA?! STOP ACTING LIKE HIM HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ANNOYING NOT YOU- anyyyywayyyyssss and plus the planes engines are made out of I don't know

*Norway is listening to you with a bored expression* Denmark: *shes drinking beer and listening to music* Norway: *shes getting annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more annoyed* Denmark: *shes getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more drunk* Norway: *shes getting more and more and more

Finland: *hes drinking vodka* Sweden.

🐻‍❄️❆polar bear❆🐻‍❄️:I need all cold countries

*Russia, Canada, Finland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland, Greenland, Antarctica, Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Albania, Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Slovenia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Greece, Turkey, Cyprus, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, Vanuatu, Fiji, Tonga, Samoa, Tuvalu, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Palau, Nauru, Australia, New Zealand, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Suriname, French Guiana, Brazil, Mexico, United States, Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Albania, Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Slovenia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Greece, Turkey, Cyprus, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, Vanuatu, Fiji, Tonga, Samoa, Tuvalu, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Palau, Nauru, Australia, New Zealand, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Suriname, French Guiana, Brazil, Mexico, United States, Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Albania, Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Slovenia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Greece, Turkey, Cyprus, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, Vanuatu, Fiji, Tonga, Samoa, Tuvalu, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Palau, Nauru, Australia, New Zealand, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Suriname, French Guiana, Brazil, Mexico, United States, Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Albania, Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Slovenia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Greece, Turkey, Cyprus, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, Vanuatu, Fiji, Tonga, Samoa, Tuvalu, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Palau, Nauru, Australia, New Zealand, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Suriname, French Guiana, Brazil, Mexico, United States, Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Albania, Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Slovenia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Greece, Turkey, Cyprus, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, Vanuatu, Fiji, Tonga, Samoa, Tuvalu, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Palau, Nauru, Australia, New Zealand, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Suriname, French Guiana, Brazil, Mexico, United States, Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Albania, Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Slovenia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Greece, Turkey, Cyprus, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, Vanuatu, Fiji, Tonga, Samoa, Tuvalu, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Palau, Nauru, Australia, New Zealand, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela

*America takes a huge gulp* AMERICA APPROVES! *coughs* ...it's pretty good actually. *China walks in* China: What is all this noise?

Taxes/

*China's eye twitches* I hate you.