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*Herzegovina follows close behind* Stay close to me. *they weave through the crowd* UK has Russia pinned against the wall now.

*Bosnia sighs* Well, there goes that theory. *crosses arms* Five bucks says Russia gets involved now.

*Herzegovina smirks* You're on. *just as he says it, Russia stands up*

*Bosnia glances at the chaos around them* Bosnia: Yeah, this is definitely less dramatic. *slight sarcasm*

*Herzegovina laughs* You're right. Total peace and quiet.

*Bosnia grins* It's almost too quiet. Something's bound to happen soon.

*France waves dismissively* Non, non! You said 'bon-jowr' like a tourist! *adjusts beret dramatically* The proper way is 'bon-JOOR', with the Parisian flair! *UK snickers* Oh the humanity!

Ohhh! Like this? *change tone, flair and accent suddenly. Bowing down slightly, left arm at the back and my right hand on my heart looking up at him. Lowly. A lil turn on-* bonjour~ (Bon-joor)

*France's breath catches, eyes going wide* Oh... OH MY- *sways slightly* C'est... *fans self frantically* Merveilleux! *Russia whistles low* Damn.

*Moldova is just in the corner, trying to avoid commotion if possible*

*Moldova is just in the corner, trying to avoid commotion if possible*

*Belarus crouches down to eye level with him* Aww. Look how small you've made yourself. *She reaches out a hand, fingers slightly curled as if to grab*

*USA shrieks and scrambles backward* DON’T TOUCH ME! *UK sighs* Really America, acting your age again. *USA scoots away desperately* I’M NOT-! *Russia chuckles* Cat got your tongue?

*Belarus straightens up* Pathetic.

*Russia strides right up to USA’s corner, Belarus right behind him, putting on his most innocent expression* Hey there, America! Why the long face? *USA’s eye twitches* GO. AWAY. *Russia tsks* Now now, that’s no way to treat friends! *He plops down next to USA with a cheerful grin* Come on, tell us what’s wrong! *USA presses himself harder against the wall* I mean it! *Russia turns to Belarus with mock concern* He seems upset. Should we get him a juice box? *USA makes a strangled noise* I’M NOT A CHILD!

*Russia clutches stomach* Even I couldn’t time it better! *Grins at Belarus* *USA turns beet red* I’LL-! *UK sighs heavily* For the love of… *USA spins on his heel, pointing dramatically at UK* DON’T YOU START WITH ME!