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*Philippines peeks out* H-hi...

*Poland sighs as they walk down the hallway* Honestly? This is actually tame compared to last week. *glances back* America had a whole thing about freedom fries, Russia tried to freeze the microwave, and India... let's just say the spice level was not safe for work.

Poland: well, let me introduce you to everyone. *points to America* That's America, he makes random eagle noises and chugs oil like a toddler. *points to Russia* That's Russia, he loves vodka. *points to UK* That's UK, he's very chill. *points to France* That's France, she's married to UK and her kids are America and Canada. *points to Japan* That's Japan, she loves anime and cats. *points to SK* That's SK, he's a chill dude. *points to NK* That's NK, he loves nukes. *points to India* That's India, she's very energetic. *points to Philippines* That's Philippines, she's chill. *points to Germany* That's Germany, he's a workaholic. *points to Italy* That's Italy, he loves pizza. *points to China* That's China, I don't know much about him.

Poland: I've been good, just hanging out with Germany and Italy. We were just talking about the weather.

*America's eyes light up* BABY SHARK! CAW CAW! *starts doing the dance*

Germany: *working on his paperwork* Poland: *existing* France: *eating an croissant* Japan: *eating sushi and talking to SK* SK: *also eating sushi with japan* China: *idk bro* Russia: *drinking while sitting on the couch* Italy: *ofc eating pizza 🍕* America: *making random ass eagle sounds* UK: *drinking tea*

*Kosovo is sitting in the corner of the room, wanting to be left alone for a bit*

*america chugs down another bottle of oil* America: YEAHHH, EAGLES AND OIL! Russia: *notices kosovo* eh, ill leave her alone for now

*sweats* I-I was just... *pulls out oil can* birds need fuel!

Yeah everyone lets vote out who ate the fis

Germany: IM NOT VOTING, I DIDN'T EAT IT!

Oh was it France