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*russia stumbles closer, eyes gleaming* I dare you... *pauses dramatically* to tell us your most embarrassing romantic moment! *france blushes deeply* Mon dieu... *russia grins wickedly* SPILL THE TEA!

*france covers face* Well... there was this one time with England...

*uk chokes* FRANCE!

USA arent you tripled soulmates with philippines and russia? how r u gonna handle 2 lovers tho-

*usa freezes* Wait you mean- OH CRAP

*tilts head innocently* just a curious observation

Germany: AGH! IM SORRY! I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! *he starts crying and runs away*

USSR: please? it will be a good one, i promise

what is it

USSR: how about... the cute little flower?

*marshal is a girl war country*

*marshal is in a corner crying*

*no I'm not*

*USA sees Philippines eating the potato corner* USA: OMG NO NOT MY POTATO CORNER! *USA runs over to the potato corner and tries to stop Philippines from eating it*

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