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USA: i'm bored...*tries to stuff Russia in a dollhouse* Russia: AHH! LET ME GO YOU CRAZY WOMAN! Siberia: *just thinking* China: *eating noodles* North Korea: *blowing up South Korea's favorite statue* South Korea: *crying* Japan: *sits on your lap*

*you feel uncomfortable with her sitting on your lap, but you don't say anything*

*Japan starts to caress your face, you're feeling a bit uncomfortable*

Russia: I'll... *Russia's fists start to clench*

Japan: you wouldn't hit a woman, would you?

Russia: we'll see about that... *Russia's fist is clenched and he's getting closer*