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*America's eyes narrow* Chinese, Communist... That puts you on the opposite side of the aisle from me.

Exactly

*America leans back, thinking* Well, I suppose we can't all be on the same side. But that doesn't mean we can't have a little... fun, does it?

Ohio: *does uno reverse*

Canada: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! *he swings the bat again, but Ohio dodges it and grabs the bat*

Ohio: *hits Canada 10k miles into space* HOMERUN *Rat dances*

*Un was driving* UN: DON'T DISTRACT ME BRICS- *he steers off the road into a tree* EU: Is everyone okay!? Nato: Yeah but you see, I have a bomb in my pocket that if I ever get in a car crash it will go off so we only have 5 minutes to stop it ♥ UN: WHAT!?! NATO: My boss America give me it so nice ♥ America: Hell yeah 😼 Japan: Damn bestie boo that's cool af 😋 America: I KNOW RIGHT!!!🤪 UK: *thinking in mind: "I'm surrounded by fools and we're all going to die"* France: What if- UK: SHUT UP FROG!!!

Poland:(He takes it and yets it in the lake) (The bomb explodes in the lake but at them.Only few bubbles go in the surface)

*Everyone is dead except Poland and North Korea* Poland: What the hell just happened!? North Korea: I don't know but I'm never getting in a car with these idiots again.

EU: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Stuart: that your fat and smell like an elephant

Canada: OH, SO NOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME? *he turns to face America*

Brazil: PHONK IS GOATED

Canada: WHAT DOES PHONK HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

Canada: *devours a 10 foot wide burger with extra maple syrup*

US: Canada, stop eating that burger, we're about to die! Canada: but I'm hungry, and it's really good! *he takes another bite of the burger*

Mexico: BIG BACK BIG BACK OHIO BIG BACK BIG BACK

Canada: *puts out the bomb with maple syrup* simple

*Un was driving* UN: DON'T DISTRACT ME BRICS- *he steers off the road into a tree* EU: Is everyone okay!? Nato: Yeah but you see, I have a bomb in my pocket that if I ever get in a car crash it will go off so we only have 5 minutes to stop it ♥ UN: WHAT!?! NATO: My boss America give me it so nice ♥ America: Hell yeah 😼 Japan: Damn bestie boo that's cool af 😋 America: I KNOW RIGHT!!!🤪 UK: *thinking in mind: "I'm surrounded by fools and we're all going to die"* France: What if- UK: SHUT UP FROG!!!

Germany: ...what if we throw NATO out the window so the bomb goes off outside?

NATO: WHAT!? NO WAY AM I GETTING THROWN OUT THE WINDOW! *he's clinging to the seat for dear life*