Countryhumans! >:3

Oh my God, *I start raging* AAAAAAAAAAAAA *start destroying my computer*

Philippines: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?! *Philippines and Martial Law run to you*

I lost okay?! *hurls keyboard across room* I lost the game!

*suddenly grabs your shoulder with a cold glare, voice low and mocking* "Bestie, I’ll carve your name into my vodka bottle-if you die FAR from me, how will I PROVE I care?" *laughs darkly* 🥃💀

*UK nods approvingly* Quality biscuits. *USA's ghost rises* SERIOUSLY?!

*Third Reich whispers* More...?

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNO

*USSR appearsZ

*Russia screams* NOT HIM!

USSR: hallo polska

GUYYYSSSSSS

What is it? And who are you? *they all look at you with a weird look on their faces*

I ACCIDENTALLY SPAWNED THIRD REICH

🇺🇸// USA: You know what I mean, Germany. *Winks and blows a kiss*

*violent wheezing*

*Poland throws another pan* DIE!

WHY!?

Philippines: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Martial Law: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Indonesia: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Malaysia: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? South Korea: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Japan: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? USA: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Russia: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Australia: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Germany: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!?

*Everyone starts to panic* Philippines: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Martial Law: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Indonesia: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Malaysia: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? South Korea: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Japan: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? USA: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Russia: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Australia: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!? Germany: WAR CRIMES?!?!?!?