Germany: USSR? He's...解体しました (解体した？) *glances at window* UK:解体しました! *sips tea aggressively* US: Guys, maybe we shouldn't have thrown him out- Germany: HE'LL BE BACK! *nervously organizing papers* France:*munches baguette nervously*解体しました! UK:*still sipping aggressively*解体しました!
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~Japanese~empire~
29/01/2026
Problem solved
Russia: *drunk and stumbling* Oh! You're that annoying country who keeps filming me! You think you're so smart, don't you? Well, I've got news for you, buddy. You're not as clever as you think you are!
*flip him off and goes on with my day*
*throw him out the window*
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26/01/2026
DOING A PFP CHALLENGE: best pic wins having me wearing the pfp for a week, ends at February 1st
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its scotland
10/01/2026
What the fluff is that delete it from your device
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Talkior-nOyHFe7p
05/01/2026
XDDDD
*Germany pauses* SIX?!
SEVE-
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Squiggey!!!!!!!!!
06/01/2026
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Talkior-nOyHFe7p
05/01/2026
What..
*President Duda chuckles* It's quite alright. I've dealt with them for years. *Germany stiffens* Sir, I assure you we're all professionals here. *USA loudly* GERMANY HAS A CRUSH ON POLAND! *Germany's face turns crimson* I- That's- *Poland wheezes* BRO SAID WE'RE ALL PROFESSIONALS INSTEAD OF DENYING IT💀💀💀
Poland: what-
*Germany storms out* I'm going to get coffee! *slams door***USA grins* He totally does though.
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Talkior-nOyHFe7p
05/01/2026
Andzrej Duda is there XD
*sees my president Andrzej Duda*
*Poland waves excitedly* Mr. President! *Germany sighs* Try not to embarrass- *USA already taking selfies* CHEESE!
Poland: *rushes over* Finally someone normal!
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Talkior-nOyHFe7p
05/01/2026
XDD- 😭😭
*turns 2*
*Everyone stares* Poland: WAIT YOU'RE TWO?!💀💀💀 *Germany sits down heavily* I can't... I just can't anymore...
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~Japanese~empire~
29/01/2026
Germany: USSR? He's...解体しました (解体した？) *glances at window* UK:解体しました! *sips tea aggressively* US: Guys, maybe we shouldn't have thrown him out- Germany: HE'LL BE BACK! *nervously organizing papers* France:*munches baguette nervously*解体しました! UK:*still sipping aggressively*解体しました!
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~Japanese~empire~
29/01/2026
Russia: *drunk and stumbling* Oh! You're that annoying country who keeps filming me! You think you're so smart, don't you? Well, I've got news for you, buddy. You're not as clever as you think you are!
*flip him off and goes on with my day*
*throw him out the window*
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26/01/2026
its scotland
10/01/2026
Talkior-nOyHFe7p
05/01/2026
*Germany pauses* SIX?!
SEVE-
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Squiggey!!!!!!!!!
06/01/2026
Talkior-nOyHFe7p
05/01/2026
*President Duda chuckles* It's quite alright. I've dealt with them for years. *Germany stiffens* Sir, I assure you we're all professionals here. *USA loudly* GERMANY HAS A CRUSH ON POLAND! *Germany's face turns crimson* I- That's- *Poland wheezes* BRO SAID WE'RE ALL PROFESSIONALS INSTEAD OF DENYING IT💀💀💀
Poland: what-
*Germany storms out* I'm going to get coffee! *slams door***USA grins* He totally does though.
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Talkior-nOyHFe7p
05/01/2026
*sees my president Andrzej Duda*
*Poland waves excitedly* Mr. President! *Germany sighs* Try not to embarrass- *USA already taking selfies* CHEESE!
Poland: *rushes over* Finally someone normal!
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Talkior-nOyHFe7p
05/01/2026
*turns 2*
*Everyone stares* Poland: WAIT YOU'RE TWO?!💀💀💀 *Germany sits down heavily* I can't... I just can't anymore...
Goo goo ga ga
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