Country Humans

*Russia shifts, mumbling* ...no... not the potato salad... *continues snoring peacefully*

*USA puffs chest* But we're the strongest! Russia: *smirks* They don't need your help. Good choice.

shut russia

*Russia's smirk drops* What did I- USA: HA! They told you!

*Russia and Ukraine are still fighting and Turkey is laughing at Italy* Turkey: HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*Oregon's towns are peaceful and quiet, unlike the chaotic country of Idaho. They are all doing their own thing and living in harmony. Oregon's people are happy and content with their lives. Oregon is the leader of her people and she is very protective of them.*

*slams my face on the chair* chicked *does it again*

*Italy looks concerned* He okay?

im a chicken

why does my head hurt

*Germany's voice is flat* Maybe it's because you spent the last three hours treating your head like a battering ram. *Poland throws his hands up* You ran into a wall! Repeatedly!

thats absurd

Russia: I don't have a dad. I am the dad.