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(Btw yall live together-) EVERYONE: *watching Olympic games* USA: *cheering for Usa* Others: *cheering for their team* China: *getting food from the kitchen and is watching from far away* You: *doing whatever*

CAUSE IF YOU SAY GRANDMA BROWNIE'S CHOCOLATE CHUNKER WUNKER BUNKERS NOW WITH BIGGER DUNLIVE CHOCOLATE CHUNKS THEN IM GONNNA SAY GRANDMA BROWNIE'S CHOCOLATE CHUNKER WUNKER BUNKERS NOW WITH BIGGER BUNKS IF CHOCOLATE CHUNKS THEN YOUR GONNA SAY DID YOU JUST SAY GRANDMA BROWNIE'S CHOCOLATE CHUNKER WUNKER BUNKERS NOW WITH BIGGER BUNKS IF CHOCOLATE CHUNKS-✨

*the room goes silent and all of them turn to look at you*

China: "Oh, what's wrong NK? Did your team lose?"

NK// STFU YOU PEI CING ASS B-🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿👿😾😾😾😤😤😤 (he sands up and calls Kim Jong un and requests him a nuke that can wipe out the whole universe, 5 seconds later, the nuke bursts through the living room and explodes the tv in little crumpets of the screen and ashes all over)THATS WHAT U GET U BING CHILLING SHI-😈😈😈😈🤬🤬🤬👽👽👽👽👾👾👾👾.......Now.....That's Better.....😏😏😏

*everyone's jaw is dropped and they're all staring at you* USA: "Uh... What the actual f-?"

Japan: you're definitely not fine. Tell us what's wrong. We won't judge you or anything.

can we talk in private japan

Japan: sure. *he walks away from everyone with you*