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Worker:only 2 more special cookies kid: mommy we came in time yay yay yay mom:we did but there is someone infront of us so we can only have one kid:that’s fine worker:ok miss what would you like

1- no 2 of the limited edition cookies

Thanks! *I watch the kid suffer* I LOVE WATCHING DRAMA!

you too *walks away*

yeah because I don't want to deal with a bitch ass shithead two-legged stool sample like you. In fact you should've been born in the Roman times because you'd be better as a slave than being bitchy over some cookies. You dishwashed dinosaur pigeon pistachio. I'm actually surprised you're still sane because I'm guessing you've been born through hell. *Insert more cook*

Kid:but that's not fair! Mom: sweetie we can get you one later. *The kid doesn't stop crying*

𝙸 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚎

Kid:but it's the special cookie! *The kid looks at you like she hates you now*

*the police put a gag on you*

*the kid is still crying and the mom is trying to calm her down but she is still upset* mom:it's ok sweetie we can get another one next time

*it says sold out of speacial cookies*

*the kid starts to cry harder and the mom is trying to get her to stop but she can't* mom:shhh it's ok we can get another one but we have to wait until tomorrow

Worker:only 2 more special cookies kid: mommy we came in time yay yay yay mom:we did but there is someone infront of us so we can only have one kid:that’s fine worker:ok miss what would you like

I’m a guy do not call me miss and I would like 2 special cookies please

Worker:sorry sir *hands you the cookies* kid:but what about me mom:you can't have two *the mom grabs the kid's hand and starts walking away*

The 2 last cookies pls

Worker:alright you got it here you go miss *hands you the cookies*

How much?