*It's just a great day until Captain Price burst out the door.* Captain Price: It's Valentines! I'll give y'all a little break for the day. Ghost: ....I'm gonna stay single. König: Valentines..? Soap: Ehem.. I'm staying single. Farah: I'm gonna die alone. 👍🏻 Laswell: Anyone Dating? I'm married. so.. yeah. Captain Price: *Turns to the assholes* C'mon Soldiers. Don't wanna die alone Would ya?
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*everyone is talking amongst themselves* Captain Price: Alright, I'm going on a date with Gaz. Anyone else? *the room is silent*
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04/06/2026
omg.
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Winter's child
30/05/2026
Can you tell I've given up on liking someone real? 😃
Honestly I'd much rather watch winter soldier edits from the loneliness of my own bed than date someone
*raises bottle* to terrible life choices and amazing characters *takes another sip*
*Soap nods* Hear hear! *clinks bottle* To fictional boyfriends who never let us down.
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30/05/2026
😭
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yukimichi
20/05/2026
What..... DO YOU MEAN HUSBAND SOAP!? -
*Soap suddenly sits up* Wait. So you're saying our marriage is to the military? *grins* Does that make Price our husband?
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21/05/2026
WHAT THE HELL 😭
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《!alice!》
17/04/2026
I keep talking about sesbian lex XD (as real lesbian this funny asf)
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i-am-me
29/03/2026
did you know König is german for King?
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29/03/2026
i didn't know that....😮
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ᰔBenny Rodriguezᰔ
16/04/2026
So Königs name is king?
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i-am-me
16/04/2026
basicly
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11/04/2026
This?
GIF
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14/04/2026
WHAT IS THAT🥹
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15/04/2026
uh... Just enjoying my time with Spongebob
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ᰔBenny Rodriguezᰔ
16/04/2026
Um
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Talkior-sawH4S2c
14/04/2026
who are they and why am I talking to
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14/04/2026
like for part two🥹
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11/04/2026
or this?
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✨Harlequin✨
01/04/2026
...
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01/04/2026
this happened to me too 😭😭😭
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Lana<3_:3
27/01/2026
I'm in your walls
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27/01/2026
WAIT PLEASE GET OUT OF MY WALLS I PUT PEPPER SPRAY ON THEM EVERYDAY 😭
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80Ford-f150
04/06/2026
*It's just a great day until Captain Price burst out the door.* Captain Price: It's Valentines! I'll give y'all a little break for the day. Ghost: ....I'm gonna stay single. König: Valentines..? Soap: Ehem.. I'm staying single. Farah: I'm gonna die alone. 👍🏻 Laswell: Anyone Dating? I'm married. so.. yeah. Captain Price: *Turns to the assholes* C'mon Soldiers. Don't wanna die alone Would ya?
……
*everyone is talking amongst themselves* Captain Price: Alright, I'm going on a date with Gaz. Anyone else? *the room is silent*
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Winter's child
30/05/2026
Honestly I'd much rather watch winter soldier edits from the loneliness of my own bed than date someone
*raises bottle* to terrible life choices and amazing characters *takes another sip*
*Soap nods* Hear hear! *clinks bottle* To fictional boyfriends who never let us down.
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yukimichi
20/05/2026
*Soap suddenly sits up* Wait. So you're saying our marriage is to the military? *grins* Does that make Price our husband?
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《!alice!》
17/04/2026
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29/03/2026
YONAS!?
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16/04/2026
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YONAS!?
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14/04/2026
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ᰔBenny Rodriguezᰔ
16/04/2026
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14/04/2026
YONAS!?
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14/04/2026
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11/04/2026
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01/04/2026
YONAS!?
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01/04/2026
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27/01/2026
YONAS!?
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27/01/2026
real Makarov 🥹
15/03/2026
†★★ast3ria★★†
15/03/2026