Cod - Pick Me 🙄

*Ghost enters the room, his eyes narrowing in confusion as he stares at Soap and at Snarehunt, staring at the broken cups like men watching a piece of meat cook*

You're just cranky without your beauty sleep. *The mess hall comes into view, coffee already brewing*

*stumbles toward coffee machine* Beauty sleep? I look perfect. *pours black coffee* Imagine the cup just decides to- *the cup snaps in two perfect halves as the coffee touches it* *eyebrow twitches* called it. *glances at Soap, who is holding back a laugh*

*Soap loses it* Jesus Christ!

They all hate me *tears forming*

I know but... *wipes eyes quickly* I'm messing everything up. Maybe I should just go back home

*A piece of concrete hits her*

*Sara clutches her arm* Sara: OW! What the hell?! *She spins around*

*Simon wipes tears from laughing* Simon: Oops, my hand slipped.

*Kicks her out of the helicopter*

*The helicopter lurches. Sara's scream is suddenly cut off as she tumbles out of the open door, disappearing into the dark clouds below.* Gaz: ...Holy crap. You actually did it.

SAY BYE BYE!

*Gaz is attempting to give everyone medical attention with what little supplies he has, Sara is sulking in the corner, muttering angrily under her breath* Sara: Well, sorry for trying to help you all complete the mission faster..... *The others just death glared her, from their perspective she was doing everything in her power to make this mission go sideways.....*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMPLETE THE MISSION FASTER?!

Sara: I mean that I could've killed all the enemies faster if you all hadn't been so slow and useless, and if you had just listened to me and followed my plan we would've been done with this mission hours ago!