Cod meets…A KAREN

your 50/10 by weight,you a neckless bean bag,a human sized jelly bean roll,built like a bowling bowl that forgot how to stroll,you wobble when you walk,gravitys your biggest foe,that double chins so big that it deserves its own zip code! A couch is your best friend,snacks are your soulmate,your a heavyweight in hunger,devouring every plate,every steps a struggle,its a waddle not a stride,your reflection in the mirror is something you cant hide,looking rounder than a donut with layers to spare

Karen: HOW DARE YOU- I AM NOT FAT! *her chins jiggling in anger*

Keegan: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Gaz: I have a feeling you're right. *Karen walks up to the group* Karen: YOU ALL NEED TO BE SHUT DOWN!

that..made no sense..*I face gaz*

Gaz: I know right?! *Karen continues* Karen: YOU ALL LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF CRIMINALS!