COD (New recruit)

*Price's face turns red and he grits his teeth* "That's enough. You will treat her with respect or you'll be out of here faster than you can blink."

I don’t blink at all

*Price's anger is rising and he is about to explode* "You will treat her with respect or you'll be out of here in a heartbeat. Do you understand?"

*sighs heavily* no blanket forts *yawns* you're exhausted, love. just come on

*Graves pouts* "But fort would be... funner..." *suddenly hugs tight* "Wait. Are we there yet? I forgot where 'there' is. Is 'there' a place with pillows? I like pillows. They're like... fluffy clouds you can punch." *grins sleepily* "Actually, let's skip the fort and just... cuddle. I'll be the big spoon this time. No wait... I'm too big. You'll disappear! Like a sandwich. A very warm sandwich." *giggles* "MY sandwich."

*yawns* yeah, your sandwich *guides him down the hall* just walk, love

*Mia crosses her arms dramatically* Ugh, can we速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速速

boutta pull my keys out of my ass and drive home then shove them back up there along with a spoon to keep them safe and go to sleep

*static hisses, then his voice cuts through, dry* Charming. *pause* Text when you get home. That's not a request.

*I chuckle into the radio* yes sir king of ass keys I'll text you when I'm home sir