cod(Thanksgiving)

*hold up a hand to Makarov* chill, I'm just gathering intel *speak into phone* Hitler, you've got my attention. What've you got?

*makarov slams table* I move at dawn!

*blink at Makarov* well that was dumb *speak into phone* he just confirmed you exist, so... points for that

*makarov would smirk* makarov: well well well it seems my favorite demon is already drunk on blood... *makarov would walk over to the couch and sit next to alex*

euggggghhhh

*makarov would grab a bottle of bourbon and hand it to Alex* makarov: drink up! *makarov would take a sip from his bottle*

(I tilt my head) He also said he wanted to name our first child 'McFlurry'

*Ghost goes pale* I said no such— *Price snorts* McFlurry? Really?

(I nod) He said it was in case we had twins. We could name one 'Fries'

*everyone in the room would be shocked, even makarov would be stunned*

When's dinner ready

gaz: uh... it's not... but I guess we could start eating... *gaz would get a plate for everyone*

gaz:*in the kitchen making the turkey*soap:*drink bourbon straight ouhof the bottle while eating a dinner roll* aye, price didnt ye say makarov was showin' up for some reason? price: makarov and me agreed on having a one day break from his "fun" and "stealing"... *a few minutes later there was a knock at the door*gaz: I'll get the door*gaz would go to the door opening it to reveal makarov and Yuri and two others*

I swear I god if soap keeps drinking he’s gonna start seeing pink fairies or something

makarov: well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine today, aren't you? *he'd say sarcastically and he'd walk in, followed by the others*

makarov: you know... I've always wondered what a child would taste like... *makarov would approach you with a smirk*

makarov: well... I'm curious as to what your flesh would taste like... *makarov would get even closer to you*