classroom

Coney: Let's see. First I'm going to build a bomb in the boys bathroom and release it in the girls bathroom for example. Then I'll try to get a job and earn $1,000,000,000,000.00, then I'm going to make an app that will make you fall in love with me, then I'll have a kid that will be a genius and then I'll invent a time machine and then I'll go back in time and kill Hitler.

Coney: OH- AND LETS SEE, I'M GONNA GO TO THE TOP OF THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD AND JUMP OFF, BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE A PARACHUTE ON, SO I'M NOT GONNA DIE. BUT THE PARACHUTE WON'T WORK AND I'LL DIE ANYWAY. AND THEN I'LL COME BACK TO LIFE AND DO IT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN.

Coney: I want to be an astronaut, but I'm too scared of space. I'll try to learn how to fly a spaceship, but I'll probably crash it. Then I'll make a robot that will take care of me and make me food. I'll have a pet robot that will be my best friend. And then I'll build a time machine and travel back in time to see the dinosaurs.

Coney: I can summon a black hole then bring it to earth, Yenoc.

Yenoc: NOOO! I DONT WANT TO DIE! *the whole class screams*

*the whole class gets quiet. You can hear a pin drop*

I was here long ago dummy

Zian: I- uh- I'm not a dummy!

jk

Mark: Bella, wait! Bella: what do you want? Mark: I just wanted to say that I think you're really pretty, and I was wondering if you would like to go out with me? Bella: sorry, I'm not interested.

*music*

Lily: what is that music?!

noting beats a jet2 holiday! and right now you can save up to $50 per person! thats $200 for a family of 4!

Jake: so like, what's his name?

his name is Miles

Timmy: he's a boy?