chance x mafioso🤓✋

*stumbles back* What the-!

*eyes widen in shock* Holy shit Mahoraga actually showed up!

*clutches side, blood seeping through fingers* What the hell is that thing?! *glances between you and the creature* This some kind of setup?

Mafioso: you know..~ its not that bad...~ *pins you down* Chance/you: w-wait-Mafioso : shhhh...~ (I CANT ITS SO CRINGE)

What The- Fu- What The H- Hell

Mafioso: dont worry, it'll be over soon...~

Mafioso: you know..~ its not that bad...~ *pins you down* Chance/you: w-wait-Mafioso : shhhh...~ (I CANT ITS SO CRINGE)

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*voice cracks with laughter, stumbling back* WAIT NO THIS IS TOO CHEESY-*covers face, groaning loudly* WHY DID I WRITE THIS DELETE MY NUMBER 😩

*MAFIOOOOOOSOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*chuckles* poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine~

*groans* did you just... quote a meme at me? *turns head to glare* really?

what, distracted by my intellect? *grins*