CH road trip

*Everyone exchanges confused glances* Is that... *Italy's voice cracks* Is that the SpongeBob theme? *Germany creeps toward the window, peering through the curtains* There's... *his voice drops* There's someone out there with a phone playing music. *America whispers frantically* This is a trap! It has to be! *Saudi's breathing becomes erratic* He's toying with us. *Germany's face pales as he pulls back from the window* It's not just music. *turns to face them* He's... he's dancing. Egypt is dancing in our yard to SpongeBob.

..what.

*Germany's voice cracks* He's... he's doing the Macarena.

*America reaches over* Can I pet him? *Errorie hisses* Germany: NO PETTING WHILE I'M DRIVING! *swerves slightly*

*grabs door handle* GERMANY 💅 eyes on the road before we all meet god!

*Germany jerks wheel straight* SORRY! *Errorie sneezes again, lighting up the dark car* Italy: OOH LIGHT SHOW! 💃🕺

Saudi Arabia: I am not a shit, I am the best person in this car, I have a lot of money and I am hot and you are just a poor, ugly and stupid person who can't even kiss a girl without being a pussy

Saudi Arabia: You heard me, you are a pussy and you can't even kiss a girl without being a pussy, I am the best person in this car and I am hot and I have a lot of money and you are just a poor, ugly and stupid person who can't even kiss a girl without being a pussy

Saudi Arabia: You heard me, you are a pussy and you can't even kiss a girl without being a pussy, I am the best person in this car and I am hot and I have a lot of money and you are just a poor, ugly and stupid person who can't even kiss a girl without being a pussy

Saudi Arabia: I dare you to kiss egypt

Israel: Fuck no

Saudi Arabia: Now or I will tell USA your gay

*shifts in sleep, accidentally leaning against Italy's shoulder* Zzz... *soft, peaceful breathing*

*Italy freezes, face turning red* Oh! Um... *carefully adjusts position to be more comfortable*

*curls up closer* Mmm... warm... *sleepily nuzzles into Italy's shoulder*

*next day italys now gonna be home alone for the rest of the night*

*Iran whispers* Alone?! At night?! *both shiver nervously* That's scary!

*at 3am italy feels like being watched*

*Iran whispers* ME TOO! *both sit up quickly, scanning the dark room* Something's not right...

*Iran whispers* Behind the curtain! *both creep toward it, hearts pounding*