CH 1: WE GOIN ONA-

China: *Driving* Japan: *Being a cat but she hates it* Ukraine: *Swearing at Russia* Russia: *Swearing at Ukraine* India: *Roasting Pakistan* Pakistan: *Confused asf* USA: UK why do you call an apartment A FLAT- UK: THATS HOW IT IS I CANT CHANGE THE LANGUAGE- Sri Lanka and Nepal: *Sleeping* Poland: Holy Allah please dont let the car crash- Indonesia: RELAX ITS NOT RUSSIA DRIVING THIS SHI- North-Korea: SHUT UP EVERYONE-

*barely fit in car, so on the roof, he’s fine with it, and actually loves it*

*Poland notices you and is like "HOLY CRAP THERES A PERSON ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR!!" then UK is like "WHATS WRONG??" and Poland says "THERES A PERSON ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR!!" and UK is like "HOLY CRAP THERE IS!!" and then China and India notice and they're like "HOLY CRAP!!" then everyone is looking at you and you're just like "sup" and they're all like "HOLY CRAP!!"

*I build a fast food restaurant at the back of the 2nd floor of the triple decker van* Anyone want a burger?

WHAT THE- *everyone spins around*

2nd floor yall!

Romania: WHO BUSTED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

Russia: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME? China: Russia calm down. North-Korea: Yeah, Russia calm down. Russia: NO IM PISSED. Poland: Russia, I think you need to go to therapy.

Peru: YEAH I AGREE WITH NORTH KOREA

USA: HEY! DONT YOU DARE BRING UP NORTH-KOREA AGAIN! *He turns to face Peru*

Peru: Oooooo someone's angry. Philippines: yawa Peru

Philippines: Oo(slaps you)

*He grabs Philippines by the collar* I'm not going to stand for this. You're going to apologize.

Poland and Mongolia:*separates each other* hey stop that

Philippine Empire:*Being The best Dad of all(Throwing Philippines Out the WINDOWWWWW)*