*Germany spins you around like a princess* Never letting go! *USA's phone rings* Bro it's going viral! UK 🇬🇧*fanning self* I'm witnessing true love! Third Reich 🇩🇪*pulls out camera* Son hold him closer for the wedding album!
no!
Germany 🇩🇪*pouts* But you taste like maple syrup!
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历史向的中国龙儿
30/09/2025
? wtf is wrong with talkie
USA 🇺🇸// I mean, I'm sorry I got you drunk, it was a joke. *Germany 🇩🇪// he walks over to USA and pins him against the wall*
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UserNotFound
08/10/2025
oh hell no😭😭
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Obi-Wan2856
24/12/2025
o think that USA can't breath if you know what I'm saying
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imnotDarknesstalky
12/12/2025
guess what I did to Germany~
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Ann Nonymous
01/12/2025
bro thinks I'm not his sister
I'm ur sister and why would I hang out with u
USA 🇺🇸// we're family! We should be close! And I'm a good guy, I swear!
good find someone else
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Geto🍷 🐒 😠
27/11/2025
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★Shadow the cat★
30/10/2025
We don't say "B word, don't touch me!" instead we say..
USA 🇺🇸// hey UK watch this! || UK 🇬🇧// hm? *he glances over* || USA 🇺🇸// *hes putting Evergreen in Germany’s beer* || Germany 🇩🇪// *he doesn’t notice* || USA 🇺🇸// hehe… || Germany 🇩🇪// *he glances at USA and raises an eyebrow* why you laughing? || USA 🇺🇸// no reason.. || Germany 🇩🇪// *he shrugs and drinks the whole bottle of beer and a few minutes later he is literally WASTED* || UK 🇬🇧// oh my…
The Phillippines 🇵🇭: 😐
USA 🇺🇸// haha… look at him! He's so drunk! || UK 🇬🇧// he's probably gonna be sick soon. || USA 🇺🇸// nah he's fine. || Germany 🇩🇪// *he gets up and stumbles a bit*
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🌱•Back 2 sapling•🌱
12/11/2025
Philippines!
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🪖brick🫡
08/11/2025
nooo BABE!
*Germany throws up*
USA 🇺🇸// oh god… *he covers his mouth to keep himself from laughing*
Don't laugh if you're an idiot, I'll take care of it
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🪖brick🫡
08/11/2025
I'm going to look for you USA
3…
USA 🇺🇸// I'm begging you!
2…
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M1A2 Sepv3 Abrams
20/10/2025
yes
UK: I'm gonna throw you down a flight of stairs Australia
Australia 🇦🇺// W-WAIT, NO PLEASE-
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M1A2 Sepv3 Abrams
20/10/2025
btw y'all can try to guess why UK is about to Throw Australia Down a Flight Of Stairs
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185i'm-a-lazy-bitch🇮🇹
15/01/2026
#~URAYA the OG~#
03/01/2026
*Germany spins you around like a princess* Never letting go! *USA's phone rings* Bro it's going viral! UK 🇬🇧*fanning self* I'm witnessing true love! Third Reich 🇩🇪*pulls out camera* Son hold him closer for the wedding album!
no!
Germany 🇩🇪*pouts* But you taste like maple syrup!
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历史向的中国龙儿
30/09/2025
USA 🇺🇸// I mean, I'm sorry I got you drunk, it was a joke. *Germany 🇩🇪// he walks over to USA and pins him against the wall*
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UserNotFound
08/10/2025
Obi-Wan2856
24/12/2025
imnotDarknesstalky
12/12/2025
Ann Nonymous
01/12/2025
I'm ur sister and why would I hang out with u
USA 🇺🇸// we're family! We should be close! And I'm a good guy, I swear!
good find someone else
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5 Memories
Geto🍷 🐒 😠
27/11/2025
★Shadow the cat★
30/10/2025
USA 🇺🇸// hey UK watch this! || UK 🇬🇧// hm? *he glances over* || USA 🇺🇸// *hes putting Evergreen in Germany’s beer* || Germany 🇩🇪// *he doesn’t notice* || USA 🇺🇸// hehe… || Germany 🇩🇪// *he glances at USA and raises an eyebrow* why you laughing? || USA 🇺🇸// no reason.. || Germany 🇩🇪// *he shrugs and drinks the whole bottle of beer and a few minutes later he is literally WASTED* || UK 🇬🇧// oh my…
The Phillippines 🇵🇭: 😐
USA 🇺🇸// haha… look at him! He's so drunk! || UK 🇬🇧// he's probably gonna be sick soon. || USA 🇺🇸// nah he's fine. || Germany 🇩🇪// *he gets up and stumbles a bit*
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🌱•Back 2 sapling•🌱
12/11/2025
🪖brick🫡
08/11/2025
*Germany throws up*
USA 🇺🇸// oh god… *he covers his mouth to keep himself from laughing*
Don't laugh if you're an idiot, I'll take care of it
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🪖brick🫡
08/11/2025
3…
USA 🇺🇸// I'm begging you!
2…
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M1A2 Sepv3 Abrams
20/10/2025
UK: I'm gonna throw you down a flight of stairs Australia
Australia 🇦🇺// W-WAIT, NO PLEASE-
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2 Memories
M1A2 Sepv3 Abrams
20/10/2025