CH—Camping

*Russia walks past the tent, still half-asleep* Russia: Why does it smell like... *sniffs* ...like cheap rubber and... *suddenly freezes, eyes widening as he spots the used condom under a tree* Russia: WHAT THE FUCK?! *loud enough to wake everyone*

*Russia suddenly peeks out of his tent* Russia: What is all this noise about? *France freezes* France: Nothing! Just... Canada being loud! *Canada looks up confused* Canada: Me?

Canada: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP

*Italy bursts out laughing* Italy: Never gonna let you down?! *France giggles* France: Canada's at it again! *Germany sighs* This camping trip is chaos.

*Russia suddenly peeks out of his tent* Russia: What is all this noise about? *France freezes* France: Nothing! Just... Canada being loud! *Canada looks up confused* Canada: Me?

*China grabs another water bottle* China: I said GET OUT! *hurls it at France and Italy*

*France yelps and dodges the bottle* France: Rude! *Italy pulls France away* Italy: Let's go before he throws something heavier!

*France screams* OW! *Italy clutches his head* A BRICK?!

*Italy reaches the tent* Italy: CHINAAA~ Who're you hiding in there with you?!

*Italy is up too, juggling oranges he stole from the kitchen, then pauses to glance at Rursia* Hey. Can't sleep either? *grins mischievously* Or are you just... scared of the dark?

Rursia: yk the saying 'scared to be alone in the dark'??

*Italy shrugs* Yeah? What about it?

*Canada is sitting on a log, roasting marshmallows over a fire* Canada: Who's down for some smores? *USA is playing some loud rock music from a speaker* USA: YEAH! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! *Italy and Spain are drinking wine and singing karaoke* Italy: O Sole Mio! *Spain is dancing with Germany* Spain: Olé!

*Russia snores louder, as if to spite China. Belarus snickers* Belarus: I think someone's cranky today. *Poland shivers again* Poland: Why is it so cold?! *France sighs and pulls out a bottle of wine* France: Well, at least we have this to keep us warm.

*Rursia just grabs the bottle of wine and lights a lighter, putting the lit lighter into the bottle of wine and making a fire*

*Everyone gasps* France: RURSIA! What are you doing?!

*Poland whispers* Poland: Should we tell him? *Germany frantically waves hands* Germany: NO! Don't- *Italy shouts* ITALY: CHINA'S GOT A BOYFRIEND IN HIS TENT!! *Russia chokes on vodka* Russia: WHAT?!

*Rursia comes out except.. he's rick Ashley and he immediately starts Rick Rolling them*

*Everyone freezes in complete confusion* Italy: ...what? *Russia stares* Russia: Is this American joke? *Canada facepalms* Canada: Oh no... not the Rick Astley...