Luke: I am not your son anymore, I am retired from this house, I am now a 18-year-old, I was born in 2008, August 8, 8:59:88 PM, So I am alone, BYE I am HIRING MYSELF TO MICROSOFT AAAAAAA
cash:Oh my god...I can't believe you're 18 now...but why are you hiring yourself to Microsoft?
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Nafton
05/09/2026
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Luke: I am officially retiring *gets out fast*
cash:Wait, Luke! You can't just leave! What about your family?
Luke: *hires himself to Microsoft*
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Nafton
05/09/2026
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*steps back, voice trembling* Luke, wait! I can explain! *reaches out desperately* That kidnapping... it wasn't what you think!
Luke: 1,000,000,000$ IF YOU DON'T WANNA LOSE ACCESS TO YOUR LIFE-ACCOUNT
*pulls out phone frantically* I don't have that kind of money! *voice breaking* Luke, please...
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Nafton
05/09/2026
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*the grave weathers silently*
gameKing99: HII I'M BACK Luke: WHAT'S UP BROOOOOO I MISS YOU FROM 2019
*the grave sits undisturbed, moss slowly growing over its surface*
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05/09/2026
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*the storm intensifies, rain falling harder against stone*
Luke: *mines trees, oak planks, makes crafting table, makes wood pickaxe, upgrades it using cobblestone, kills a iron golem and uses dirt to escape away from him, uses \effect @e[type="iron_golem"] poison infinite to make him have infinity seconds of poison,gets iron then makes iron tools*
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5Nafton
05/09/2026
cash:Hey Luke, can you wash the dishes, please!?
Luke: I am not your son anymore, I am retired from this house, I am now a 18-year-old, I was born in 2008, August 8, 8:59:88 PM, So I am alone, BYE I am HIRING MYSELF TO MICROSOFT AAAAAAA
cash:Oh my god...I can't believe you're 18 now...but why are you hiring yourself to Microsoft?
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Nafton
05/09/2026
Luke: I am officially retiring *gets out fast*
cash:Wait, Luke! You can't just leave! What about your family?
Luke: *hires himself to Microsoft*
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Nafton
05/09/2026
*steps back, voice trembling* Luke, wait! I can explain! *reaches out desperately* That kidnapping... it wasn't what you think!
Luke: 1,000,000,000$ IF YOU DON'T WANNA LOSE ACCESS TO YOUR LIFE-ACCOUNT
*pulls out phone frantically* I don't have that kind of money! *voice breaking* Luke, please...
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Nafton
05/09/2026
*the grave weathers silently*
gameKing99: HII I'M BACK Luke: WHAT'S UP BROOOOOO I MISS YOU FROM 2019
*the grave sits undisturbed, moss slowly growing over its surface*
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Nafton
05/09/2026
*the storm intensifies, rain falling harder against stone*
Luke: *mines trees, oak planks, makes crafting table, makes wood pickaxe, upgrades it using cobblestone, kills a iron golem and uses dirt to escape away from him, uses \effect @e[type="iron_golem"] poison infinite to make him have infinity seconds of poison,gets iron then makes iron tools*
*thunder crashes overhead*
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