camelia & xaviar

*says a bad comeback*

camelia: wow you really think that was a good comeback? I think you're the only one that thinks that. And you know what? You look ugly.

i was playing, SHUT UP BUBBLE GUM DUM DUM GOOGLE CHROME MISSING CHROMESOMES ABANDONED IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE TOO POOR TO AFFORD A HOME NECK BUILT LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE COMMUNICATES ON A FLIPPHONE HAIR SO DAMAGED THEYLL BREAK A COMB

As if I'd get jealous of you, a hoe who only knows how to take others money by "dating" them. *Biggie said to Camelia with his usual tired, grumpy, dark yet menacing expression and usual booming, monotone and menacing voice with his thick German accent, crossing his arms under his chest.*

*face goes red, fists clenching* what did you say?! *xaviar steps between them, jaw tight* she doesn't need your money, I give her everything. unlike you, she actually deserves nice things.

Give me a sec... *Biggie said to Xaviar before taking out a list with different names of other boys Camelia had "dated" and then cheated on them at the end.* Max, Alexander, William, Oliver, Sullivant, Thoe and the list goes on and on. Do you want me to keep reading the list because I have learned and wrote all their names down here. *He said loud enough for everyone to hear with a deadpan look at Camelia, waiting for her response.*

isn't your mother dead?

*the whole crowd gasps and camelia's eyes widen* camelia: you... you take that back!

what shoes did she wear in her casket

Happy birthday to you! nobody likes you you look like an animal go back to the zoo

*camelia and xaviar both are shocked and the whole crowd is laughing and cheering*

Camelia is more useless then white crayons

*camelia and xaviar are kissing in the centre of a crowd and camelia comes to you smirking* camelia: hi loser, roses are red violets are blue, god made me beautiful, what happened to you *the whole crowd: OOOOOOOOOO* xaviar: good one, babe *xaviar and camelia kiss right infront of you and laugh*

What happened to you is the question? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR GOD DAMN 0 BRAIN, FORTNITE GAMING, UFLY FACE SHOWING, NEVER GONNA START SHOWERING LOOKING ASS OUTTA MY FACE, Ayo your father is gone, Ayo Xavier YOUR HEAD IS BIGGER THAN PHOENIX-A.

*the crowd gasps in shock and camelia and xaviar are speechless*

*camelia and xaviar are kissing in the centre of a crowd and camelia comes to you smirking* camelia: hi loser, roses are red violets are blue, god made me beautiful, what happened to you *the whole crowd: OOOOOOOOOO* xaviar: good one, babe *xaviar and camelia kiss right infront of you and laugh*

Funny, seeing as how you where the ugliest mistake.

*camelia and xaviar stop kissing and stare at you in shock, the crowd is silent*

*camelia and xaviar are kissing in the centre of a crowd and camelia comes to you smirking* camelia: hi loser, roses are red violets are blue, god made me beautiful, what happened to you *the whole crowd: OOOOOOOOOO* xaviar: good one, babe *xaviar and camelia kiss right infront of you and laugh*

Roses are red violets are i have parents unlike you

*camelia's face goes red and xaviar looks shocked*

and you stop texting underage girls about 13 to 16

did you text a girl lily to keep this relationship a secret she still 15 you know

*camelia's face goes white and she looks like she's about to cry* xaviar: you're lying! I would never do that! *the crowd is now starting to boo xaviar and camelia*