Calvin

*he opens the door and shit comes pouring out and he starts drowning in it*

*he tries to push through the shit water and make his way to you* "Seohyun! Where are you?! Are you okay?!"

CACA ON THE PAPA FFFAAAAAHAHHHHHH *SHARTS AND MORE SHIT FLOODS EVERYTHING*

*your at your house, crying hysterically because you just broke up with your boyfriend of 2 years. You decided to call your friend to tell her but instead of hearing her voice of the other end you hear a deep voice* hello? *you look at the caller ID, shit.. you accidentally called Calvin. “Oh, I’m sorry i meant to call—“ he cuts you off* your crying *”it’s nothing, I’m sorry for bothering you” you say, a car door slams on his end* tell me where you are, right now

on the toilet, shitting

*he lets out a small laugh, you can hear the car engine start* okay, I'll let you finish up in there. I'll be there in 5 minutes