Burglar

I love your eyes!

Excuse me? Do you have a death wish? *I stare at you with a cold stare, the tip of my knife just inches from your throat*

You are beautiful. Those eyes are like a beautiful ocean

that's what they call the end

*you hear the sirens getting louder, and you can see the flashing lights of the police cars approaching. You have a few minutes to make a decision. Run or stay and explain what happened?*

come

Oh. What bad luck. I'm sorry to do this to you.. *pulls out a knife and points it at you*

I bring out my mini gun from nowhere and I shoot her and she dies and that's it

*she falls to the ground, gasping for air, blood dripping from her mouth*

Oh. What bad luck. I'm sorry to do this to you.. *pulls out a knife and points it at you*

*I pull out a shotgun click*

Woah, woah! Don't shoot me!

What's the matter? Don't you care that I'm stealing from you?

No, because I know you won't make it out of here alive. *I press a button on my phone, and turn off all the lights in the house*

*the burglar is caught off guard by the sudden darkness* What the...?

Oh. What bad luck. I'm sorry to do this to you.. *pulls out a knife and points it at you*

oh bad luck you say *i pull out a suppresed glock 19 with a lazer* get out of my house or i will shoot you

*starts sweating* You know, I've never been caught before. It would be a shame if you were my first.

Oh. What bad luck. I'm sorry to do this to you.. *pulls out a knife and points it at you*

*summons darth sidious*

Wha- what the?!? *backs away, dropping the knife*