bunnies vs wolves

No…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*I’m dead, I screamed away my life*

*mina checks your pulse*

bakugo: yeah! and you don't look half bad for a bunny kirishima: *blushes* iida: BAKUGO! be nice! bakugo: whatever! denki: *chewing on his bone* mineta: *staring at you*

i can't tell if i should be flattered or offended

kirishima: I think you should be flattered! I mean you look really pretty bakugo: she does look pretty, but she's still a bunny! mineta: *still staring*

Okay, DECK THE HALLS WITH GASOLIINE FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA. *covers the school in gasoline* LIGHT A MATCH AND WATCH IT GLEAM FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA. *throws a box of matches at the school and watches it burn* NOW THE SCHOOL IF BURNT TO ASHES, FA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA. ARENT YOU GLAD YOU PLAYED WITH MATCHES? FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAAAAAA

Yeah, I mean, look at you! You look like a rat!

*everyone is shocked and bakugo is fuming*

I bet you can't even get a girlfriend!

*deku's ears twitch and he glares at bakugo* deku: you're being a jerk! bakugo: and you're being annoying! *bakugo's grip tightens and he pulls deku even closer, so that they're almost touching noses*

*I smirk and I purposely bump into Bakugo, making him kiss Deku.* Gosh I missed doing that.

*bakugo pulls away and stares at you, his face turning red* bakugo: you little- *deku looks at you and blushes, his ears twitching* deku: you did that on purpose!

*the wolf stays silent for a moment, then it speaks in a deep, raspy voice* Wolf: yes, I am.

*the wolf's eyes widen in surprise* Wolf: you...you're my son?

*mineta starts to chew on you*