Bungo stray dogs

*The figure reaches out tentatively* You... you mean it? *Fitzgerald's voice cuts through* Careful, pink one. Empathy cuts both ways.

I dont care... im going to go all out on your ape 𝔞𝔰𝔰... youre ruining everyones lives... now im going to ruin yours *i tap my foot once lightly on the ground some dark void tendirls with stars twist and snap towards him, fast*

*Fitzgerald's eyes widen* What... *He dodges* You're not human! *Dazai's voice explodes through the earpiece* ECLIPSE YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO REVEAL YOUR ABILITIES YET!

nah just *laughing* funny memes i have stuck in my head

Dazai: oh? What kind of memes? *he chuckled a little as he leaned in to hear you better*

Beach vollyburr

*Mori appears on the roof with a megaphone, wearing sunglasses* I discovered memes today! *grins wildly* Did you know I can change my profile picture?!

Everyone can.

*Mori gasps* LIFE CHANGING!

*Dazai’s eyes light up* Dazai: PANSEXUAL? *spins in circle* EVEN BETTER! Everyone’s a candidate now! *points at Kunikida* You first! Kunikida: I’M GAY, YOU IDIOT!

I'm just gonna send some rats to watch y'all

Dazai: rats?

SHUT UP MY RATS SLAY

Ranpo: Do you know what a curse is? *Ranpo was now getting a little bit suspicious*