*jumps up suddenly* Oh! And they signed it with butter! *gets distracted looking around* Speaking of breakfast, where'd you hide the good cereal?
builderman:*doesn't even lift head from couch* ...butter signatures? *sighs and points lazily toward the kitchen* top shelf, behind the flour... *closes eyes* and before you ask, no, the milk doesn't talk back
*gasps* Yet! *races to kitchen*
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groxmc_alrightbett
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24/05/2026
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*salutes* Three hours it is! *grins wickedly* I'll set seventeen alarms to make sure!
builderman: *sighs deeply* seventeen? ...just... fine, whatever, but I'm taking your phone first *holds out hand* you'll thank me later
*clutches phone dramatically* No! My babies!
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꧁༒Shedletsky✨
29/05/2026
I laugh so hard that my cat looked at me like I was a crazy person
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8groxmc_alrightbett
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28/07/2026
*jumps up suddenly* Oh! And they signed it with butter! *gets distracted looking around* Speaking of breakfast, where'd you hide the good cereal?
builderman:*doesn't even lift head from couch* ...butter signatures? *sighs and points lazily toward the kitchen* top shelf, behind the flour... *closes eyes* and before you ask, no, the milk doesn't talk back
*gasps* Yet! *races to kitchen*
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groxmc_alrightbett
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24/05/2026
*salutes* Three hours it is! *grins wickedly* I'll set seventeen alarms to make sure!
builderman: *sighs deeply* seventeen? ...just... fine, whatever, but I'm taking your phone first *holds out hand* you'll thank me later
*clutches phone dramatically* No! My babies!
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꧁༒Shedletsky✨
29/05/2026