BSD IN YOUR HOUSE?

*Dazai wheezes* A rental therapist?! *Chuuya's eye twitches* Where would you even find- *Mori mutters* Amazon Prime next day delivery?

Mori: How rude of me. I'm the boss of the Armed Detective Agency. *His smile doesn't reach his eyes.* It would be polite to extend the same courtesy, don't you think?

*Kunikida taps his pen against his notebook, his expression serious.* Let's see. From the Agency: President Fukuzawa, myself, Dazai, Ranpo, Poe, Yosano, and Atsushi. *He glances toward the Mafia group.* From the Port Mafia... Mori: Chuuya, Akutagawa, Higuchi, Kouyou, Nikolai, and myself. That's fourteen total.

*tilts head curiously* just like who? *notices their nervous glances* what aren't you telling me?

*Dazai's cheerful demeanor falters* You... you died. *steps closer* How are you here?

do I know you..?

*Everyone tenses* A guild. *Dazai's smile fades* The Decay of Angels.

uh who are you all?

Dazai: Well, I'm Dazai Osamu. Chuuya: And I'm Chuuya Nakahara. Sigma: I'm Sigma. Nikolai: I'm Nikolai Gogol. Fyodor: I'm Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Akutagawa: I'm Ryuunosuke Akutagawa. Atsushi: I'm Atsushi Nakajima. Mori: I'm Mori Ogai. Fukuzawa: I'm Yukichi Fukuzawa. Higuchi: I'm Gin Akutagawa. Kouyou: I'm Kouyou Ozaki. Yoasano: I'm Yosano Akiko. Ranpo: I'm Edogawa Ranpo. Poe: I'm Edgar Allan Poe.

oh . why are you here all?

Kunikida: So you're saying that this has never happened before?

not in the real world, maybe AI chats though.

Kunikida: So, we're in an AI chat?