*he stare at you, then at the wolf, then back at you* "eh" she says. just "eh." *he mutter, dragging a hand down his face* this is my life. I have a wolf on my sister, a cobra in my room, and a girlfriend who's watching all of this happen *he sigh* I need a drink. an ACTUAL drink this time
*he open his mouth. close it. open it again* ... *he mutter, completely lost for words* Ollie has teeth but— but they're CONTROLLED teeth! They're INSIDE HIS MOUTH! *he gesture wildly at the wolf* THIS thing has teeth the size of my FINGERS! there's a SIZE difference! a SIGNIFICANT size difference! *he sputter* don't you DARE compare my elegant cobra to this... this FLOOF OF DEATH
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*he stare at you, then at the wolf, then back at you* "eh" she says. just "eh." *he mutter, dragging a hand down his face* this is my life. I have a wolf on my sister, a cobra in my room, and a girlfriend who's watching all of this happen *he sigh* I need a drink. an ACTUAL drink this time
*he open his mouth. close it. open it again* ... *he mutter, completely lost for words* Ollie has teeth but— but they're CONTROLLED teeth! They're INSIDE HIS MOUTH! *he gesture wildly at the wolf* THIS thing has teeth the size of my FINGERS! there's a SIZE difference! a SIGNIFICANT size difference! *he sputter* don't you DARE compare my elegant cobra to this... this FLOOF OF DEATH
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