🎩BossRibbon🎗

Caporegime: I'LL WATCH AS YOU *whips him with a whip* BLEED!

Caporegime: FOR I WARNED YOU AND WARNED YOU. YOU DID NOT STOP!

Caporegime: ITS YOUR FAULT!

*He is so close to the Mafioso's ding-a-ling, that his breath is tickling it*

*Mafioso has been acting differently lately. He's been distant and cold. He hasn't been spending as much time with Contractee as he used to. And now, he's even asking Contractee to do things he's not comfortable with.*

b-boss.. i'm not ready for that..

Mafioso: I know it's a big step, but I think it would be good for us. We've been together for a long time, and I think it's time we took our relationship to the next level.

*footsteps pause outside the door, then slowly return* Can't have a baby? *door opens again, revealing the mafioso's yellow face twisted in amusement* Let me tell you something, pet. *steps closer, crouching beside Liam's broken form* I've done this before. Three times. *traces a finger along Liam's jaw* Each one begged, cried, tried to escape. *leans closer* But they all learned to love being mothers. *stands* You'll learn too.

*smirks* Three times. You're number four.

OH NO NO NO

Mafioso: contractee, you know what we're gonna have to do to soilder, right? Contractee: yes sir.. we have to punish him. Mafioso: and what is the punishment? Contractee: we have to kill him. Mafioso: exactly, and I have a special way to do it..

Mafioso: I think I have a plan, contractee. We're gonna have to lure him into a room and lock him in there, then we'll set the place on fire and he'll burn to death. Contractee: that's a good idea, sir. But how will we get him in there? Mafioso: we'll just tell him we have a surprise for him. He'll be so excited, he won't suspect a thing.

Soldier:Hey Caporegime! What's going on?

Caporegime: BOSS IS GAY!

Soldier:WHAT?!

[🧁🍥~pookia~🍥🧁]: uncle r u gay?

Mafioso: NO! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!