Bluudud

Coolkid:"I know you like bluudud, but he doesn't like you. He's gay and has a crush on me. So stay away from him."

I feel like I'm going to throw up...

Bluudud:"Oh... oh no..." (He looks down at the mess you've made, and sighs)

*bluudud smirked and moved his hand up the skirt*

Bluudud:"Why'd you push her in here?" Coolkid:"I'm bored. She's hot. What else do I need?"

what?

Coolkid:"I'm going to get you in bed with her, and you're going to like it."

Bluudud:"You're breathing. That's enough to annoy me."