POPCORN WON’T SAVE YOU. *flashlight beam freezes on your face* FREEZE! *gun cocks* HANDS UP!
::: still has two boxing gloves with googly-eyes and bad facial hair ::: making sock puppets.
*gun wavers uncertainly* WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE? *officer steps closer* DROP THE PUPPETS AND SHOW YOUR HANDS! *partner radios* Dispatch, we’ve got a… suspect with… puppets. *gun lowers slightly* Are those… boxer puppets?
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1Temath_Gher
25/05/2026
POPCORN WON’T SAVE YOU. *flashlight beam freezes on your face* FREEZE! *gun cocks* HANDS UP!
::: still has two boxing gloves with googly-eyes and bad facial hair ::: making sock puppets.
*gun wavers uncertainly* WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE? *officer steps closer* DROP THE PUPPETS AND SHOW YOUR HANDS! *partner radios* Dispatch, we’ve got a… suspect with… puppets. *gun lowers slightly* Are those… boxer puppets?
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