Bleach

I also tried eating a heart once

You're not even taking this seriously, are you? You just keep saying things like "I tried eating a brain," or "I tried eating a heart." You're not even trying to explain how you managed to get them in your mouth.

I also tried eating a lung once

have you tried eating an pancreas

it tastes so good and it's like a mix of steak and steak

it tastes like lemonade

ooooooooo have you tried a table it tastes so good

You've eaten a table?

yup, it's really good, I recommend it

Ay bro need some bleach?

yeee *I scream dramatically*

*the bottle gets stuck* AHHH HELP