Black Phone 😭🙏

*everyone nods* Vance: Consent! Robin: *quietly* May I...? Grabber: *hysterical* ASK PERMISSION TO BREATHE?! Finney: *raises hand* CAN I EXIST NEAR YOU?!

*I facepalm and say in Spanish: yes finney u can exist near me- just... be normal*

*everyone freezes* Vance: NORMAL?! Robin: *quietly* We don't know how... Grabber: *dying* ALIEN PROTOCOL?! Finney: *vibrating* I'M TRYING BUT MY HEART- *explodes*

*I set up my camera and I grab a vodo doll of the grabber and draw a red star*

I'm going to curse the grabber what else

*Everyone is stunned* Robin: You know that's not gonna work, right?

Grabber: *Crying and sobbing* My dog died! Vance: Just like yo 4th husband did 💀✋ Griffin:*Wheezing* Finney: Just like yo momma did 😔✋ Griffin: Just like yo son did 😤✋ Robin: just like yo will to live did 💋✋ Grabber: *crying his eyes out* SHUT THE F✋CK UP- Vance: NO- NO CAUSE WHY YOU ALWAYS CRYING LIKE ITS FUNNY AS HELLLLL Robin: Like motherf💅©️ker shut the h👺ll up nobody cares Bruce: *Joined the zoom meeting* What the h📍ll 😭🙏😭🙏 Griffin: Y'all he might actually be sad ☹️ Robin: LIKE THAT WIG

*I am just sitting on the floor eating popcorn "

Bruce: Hey why you sitting there eating popcorn and watching this drama?