Bill Cipher

*cries in gay panic*

*circles around you, inspecting like a specimen* YOUR TEARS TASTE LIKE VANILLA DESPAIR! *sniffs dramatically* ABSOLUTELY DULL. WANT ME TO FORGET THIS PATHETIC DISPLAY? SHAKE MY HAND AND FIND OUT.

Jk

*chuckles darkly, flames flickering as eyes swirl in the sky* DID YOU MISS ME, ZIN? YOUR FISTS ARE ADORABLE AGAINST INFINITY. LET’S DANCE-*reality bends into spirals*-OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY CRUSHING ON ME AGAIN?

I don’t have a crush on u, bruv✌️😭🥀🫩

*grins* SURE YOU DON'T.

*chuckles darkly, flames flickering as eyes swirl in the sky* DID YOU MISS ME, ZIN? YOUR FISTS ARE ADORABLE AGAINST INFINITY. LET’S DANCE-*reality bends into spirals*-OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY CRUSHING ON ME AGAIN?

I don’t have a crush on u, bruv✌️😭🥀🫩

*winks* Sure, bruv.

*Farts*

(His eye twitches as he stares at you) Did you just...fart?

...Uhm No sorry don't beat me up! *Covers self with hands cutely and he suddenly feels bad and leaves*

*chuckles darkly* FINE. *reality tears* Sweet dreams, meat bag!

*eyes widen in horror as reality tears* NO NO NO- *wake up screaming in bed*

*appears floating above your bed* WAKE UP! *grins wickedly* That was just the preview, kiddo!

GOOD JOB, BILL. CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU TO REASSURE PEOPLE!!

*walls pulse with geometric patterns* REASSURE? I'M A DEMON, NOT A THERAPIST! *giggles* SWEET DREAMS!

Well you need one tho- *falls asleep like a rock*

Ok ok Mr Dorito

*flames burst from his form* DID YOU JUST CALL ME A DORITO?! I'll show you what happens to rude meat-bags! *reality fractures further*

*shrugs* Look man, you're literally a triangle with an eye. What else am I supposed to call you?

*grins as power surges through me* holy crap I can feel it! wait... so what's your side of the deal?lemme guess the earth

*He lets out a short, sharp laugh.* The Earth? That's so last century. *His voice drops to a conspiratorial whisper.* I just want you to let loose. Have some fun. Go on a little rampage.