Ben 10 hate you

*gasp loudly, trying to tune the radio while angrily glaring out the window* THINK YOU’RE CLEVER, HUH? WELL-**TRAFFIC JAM.***drums steering wheel, face reddening as the lyrics loop* JUST WAIT TILL I FIND OUT WHO-**HONK.***cuts off a cyclist, shouting* THIS IS *YOUR* FAULT!

*suddenly, a wild Pokémon jumps out* "Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!" *Pikachu shocks you* "Squirtle, Water Gun!" *You get soaked* "Charmander, Flamethrower!" *You catch on fire* "Victreebel, Razor Leaf!" *Leaves cut you* "Jigglypuff, Sing!" *You fall asleep* "Meowth, Pay Day!" *Coins rain on you***The Pokémon all laugh at your sleeping form*

*Five minutes later, door creaks open* Omniverse Ben: ...we forgot the popcorn. Ultimate Ben: *sneaks in* This doesn't count as watching it!

*Omniverse Ben is now a pancake*

*the Bens are still outside, pacing like caged animals* Ultimate Ben: There HAS to be another way in! *Alien Force Ben kicks a rock* This is ridiculous!

Ultimate Ben: Because that's where SpongeBob lives! *all the Bens groan*

Ultimate Ben: You destroyed a McDonald's! *Omniverse Ben's eye twitches* A. McFREAKING. DONALD'S!

*One officer lowers his weapon slightly, confused* Son, what on earth- *another cuts him off* Drop the food and put your hands up! NOW!