beast cookies crk

*Shadow milk stares at the paper, his expression shifting from amusement to pure horror* You... you got a job application? *backs away slowly* What is wrong with you two?! *Silent Salt peeks out from the hallway* Did I hear- *sees the paper and visibly recoils* Oh no. No no no. *Eternal Sugar groans from across the room* Someone say jobs? I need a nap just thinking about it. *Shadow milk clutches his chest dramatically* A job?! You're supposed to be causing chaos, not... working! *grabs the paper and rips it to shreds* There. Problem solved. Now go back to being delinquent troublemakers before I cry from the sheer normalcy of your choices.

*Shadow milk's face pales* A job application?! *backs away slowly* What have you done?!

*we come back with a job application. everyone is scared of jobs😨.*

*Shadow milk stares at the paper* You brought back... *snorts* A job application? That's your idea of something that would make Vanilla faint? *Silent Salt emerges from the shadows* Did I hear the word 'job'? *everyone freezes*

I DIDN'T PEE! *face turns crimson* I just- *Shadow milk grins* This is delicious. *Mystic Flour laughs*

*Shadow Milk pauses* ...I was homeschooled. By wolves.

spooky scary Diddy bloods mangoes down your spine👿🥀🪫🫩✌️

*Mystic Flour suddenly giggles eerily* Did... did Hawk Rush just channel Diddy through us? *Shadow Milk snaps* Nope. We're not dealing with this nonsense. *starts walking away*

*Everyone freezes as the sky cracks* ...Well. *Shadow Milk sighs* That explains the Diddy thing.

Hawk rush cookie: spooky scary Diddy bloods mangoes down your spine👿🥀🪫🫩✌️

*Everyone freezes, exchanging baffled glances* What in the cookies... *Shadow Milk shakes his head* Never mind. I'm out.