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*Shadow Milk's face burns* BECAUSE IT'S NOT RELEVANT- *Pure Vanilla whispers* You look cute when you're mad... *Shadow Milk spins* DID YOU JUST- *Burning Spice: OH MY GOD THEY'RE FLIRTING! *Shadow Milk's voice breaks* WE ARE NOT- *Eternal Sugar yawns from the ground* Just kiss already...

*Shadow Milk laughs, a high, musical sound.* Me, speak too much? Mystic, darling, you're just mad I exposed your little crush on DARK CACAO.

*grins wider* "Touchy subject, hm? Let’s see… BURNING SPICE hates GOLDEN CHEESE because she once stole his spotlight. ETERNAL SUGAR’s sloth? She’s hiding a past of *murderous* laziness. And MYSTIC FLOUR’s quiet hatred? It’s because DARK CACAO *destroyed* her kingdom." *pauses, eyes narrowing* "You want to know the real kicker? SILENT SALT… isn’t silent. They’re just *waiting* to kill us all."

Shadow milk: What's wrong with a man's body? It's not like we're that different. We all have the same parts.

(Dies of cringe)

Shadow milk: I mean you're not wrong, but still...

socrates: If being mad is your power then what are you without it?

Burning Spice: shut up.