Banana Peel (DoD)

A banana baby with a backwards 'R' cap! *bounces excitedly* We'd name it... Banantaunt! *high-fives Loveshot*

Banana Peel: CHAT, I'M BOUTTA CUM WHILE GAMING!

Banana peel: CHAT, I'M BOUTTA CUM WHILE GAMING.

WHAT

Banana peel: So there was this guy, and he was a magician. And he had this really cool trick where he could make a banana peel disappear. But one day, he was performing the trick, and he accidentally made his own hand disappear. And the crowd went wild!

*Glares at him*

Banana peel: What? You don't like it? I thought it was hilarious. *laughs* Maybe it's not your type of humor.

So, a man walks into a bar... and he orders a beer. Then he sees a woman, and he walks up to her and says "Hi, I'm John. What's your name?" She says "Mary." Then he says "That's a pretty name. What's your last name?" She says "Smith." Then he says "Well, it's nice to meet you, Mary Smith. Would you like to dance?" She says "No, I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood to dance right now." Then he says "Oh, okay. How about a drink?" She says "No, I'm not thirsty." Then he says "Well, would you mind if I sat down and talked to you for a bit?" She says "No, that's fine." So he sits down and they start talking. After a while, he says "You know, you're a very pretty woman. Do you have a boyfriend?" She says "No, I don't." He says "Well, would you mind if I asked you a personal question?" She says "No, go ahead." He says "How old are you?" She says "I'm 21." He says "Oh, wow. You're still young. Do you have a job?" She says "Yes, I do.