baldis basics

*ruler trembles slightly* They just... they don't appreciate education anymore. *voice cracks* It's all games and fun now.

*a large shadowy paw appears, gently patting his head like ‘good baldi.’*

*freezes, eyes widening* ...thanks.

*she just looked at principal like ‘what, he’s put himself in the washer before or somethin?’*

*Principal's eye twitches* Once. He got stuck in the spin cycle for three hours. *Baldi nods sagely* Best nap I've ever had.

The Principal of The thing, or ‘Principal’, materializes behind baldi, looking at baldi with a glare in his hollowed out eyes, then saying ‘No throwing You Can Think Pads at Students in the halls…Detention for you.’, then teleporting baldi to the principal’s office, a red timer appearing saying ‘15 seconds till out of detention.’.*

*principal reappears again, teleporting baldi back in detention, ‘30 seconds, when will you learn?’.*

*still in detention, voice echoes from hallway* You can't hide forever!

*she was mute like most players, and she waved, then did what you’re meant to do in game and walked past baldi, went into the left classroom, got all 3 questions right, then went into the right classroom, answering the first 2 questions right, then just looking at the you can think pad like ‘what the hell?’, as it shows the impossible question, which is just a bunch of nonsense.*

*literally nobody is able to answer the question right because of the way that it’s wrote, she just looks at baldi who’s just in the hallway, then looks back at the You Can Think Pad, then back at Baldi like ‘the hell is this?’*

*The impossible question is a test of your knowledge and problem-solving skills. It's designed to be a challenge, and it's up to you to figure out the correct answer. Baldi is waiting for your response, and he's getting impatient.*