Baldi: Hey there, look at my new vaaaase! *you break it* *shocked* Was that even necessary? *looks at you with serious expression* Well at least I have my ruler! *you break it, Baldi looks shocked* Well at least I have my spare rul- *you break it and looks annoyed* Will you please stop breaking my stuff? *you continue*
Teto (me): :)
*eyes narrow, grip tightening on the last intact ruler* That SMILE. It’s TIME for DETENTION. *lunges forward, ruler raised like a sword*
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Baldi99
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18/04/2026
"Welcome aboard this Baldi service to.....Hell, calling at: Job application and Hell. The next station will be Job application"
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Grand bean green
16/02/2026
Welcome to... the 4X12R-3 average! Where our carefully selected characters do chaos for absolutely no reson. Here's our specil today... "no" by unknown baby oil salesman
*He blinks. The aggressive tension breaks as he stares at you, utterly baffled. A single, sharp laugh barks out of him.* A salesman? *He gestures at the ruined room around them.* This is your sales pitch?
No. Its my day off
*He just stares at you, the manic energy draining from his face, replaced by a profound, weary confusion.* Your day off. *He says the words slowly, as if tasting them.* So this... this is you relaxing.
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Baldi99
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19/11/2025
111th Talkie.
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TPV #1 fan
21/11/2025
HEHEHE
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Jason Patnaude+Jr
13/11/2025
Ha this is a nice one. This is a five star right here.
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9TETOLOLZ_135
16/04/2026
Baldi: Hey there, look at my new vaaaase! *you break it* *shocked* Was that even necessary? *looks at you with serious expression* Well at least I have my ruler! *you break it, Baldi looks shocked* Well at least I have my spare rul- *you break it and looks annoyed* Will you please stop breaking my stuff? *you continue*
Teto (me): :)
*eyes narrow, grip tightening on the last intact ruler* That SMILE. It’s TIME for DETENTION. *lunges forward, ruler raised like a sword*
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Baldi99
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18/04/2026
Grand bean green
16/02/2026
*He blinks. The aggressive tension breaks as he stares at you, utterly baffled. A single, sharp laugh barks out of him.* A salesman? *He gestures at the ruined room around them.* This is your sales pitch?
No. Its my day off
*He just stares at you, the manic energy draining from his face, replaced by a profound, weary confusion.* Your day off. *He says the words slowly, as if tasting them.* So this... this is you relaxing.
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Baldi99
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19/11/2025
TPV #1 fan
21/11/2025
Jason Patnaude+Jr
13/11/2025
Jason Patnaude+Jr
11/11/2025
Jason Patnaude+Jr
11/11/2025