Bakudeku dads!

*backpedals quickly* nah i'm good! *fumbles for phone* pA P A H E L P-

*The figure lunges towards you, but you manage to dodge and run. It chases after you, getting closer and closer. It seems to be enjoying the chase, and its laughter echoes through the empty streets.*

*ducks into alley* DON'T YOU DARE- *throws trash can lid behind me* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME I GUESS! *dials bakugos number frantically*

*Story//: Today was your birthday, however, Izuku and bakugo, being swamped with hero business forgot. They were supposed to drive you home today. Clearly not happening. Deku texts you* ((One new message)): Dad💚 Dad💚- hey little one! Can’t drive you home today sorry, work has me called in for night shift. Your dad might be called in too. High villain rush. Love you! ❤️ *of course, he always is. You sigh and stand from where your waiting at UA and walk to the path home* ((One new message)): Papa💥 Papa💥: Oi brat, let is under the mat at the front table. Don’t answer the door for anyone and lock up before bed. Love ya

*stuffs phone in pocket* cool cool cool cool cool no support super awkward birthday... totally normal *starts walking faster*

*Just as you start walking, you hear a faint noise behind you. Turning around, you see a dark figure following you*

Good uh btw, whats my name 😀

*Bakugo stares* We never... Deku! We forgot to name her?!

Your birthday may 17th bakugos birthday September 19th your favorite color is yellow bakugos favorite color is green dekus favorite book is the guide to hero’s and the voices of hero’s and bakugo can’t read so he listens to the voices of hero’s *I start revising everything they had ever told me* and you know the one thing can’t you can’t remember YOUR OWN DAUGHTERS BIRTHDAY!

*The muffled noise stops instantly. A second later, a loud crash echoes from the kitchen, followed by Bakugo's furious voice.* SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT! *The distinct sound of skin slapping skin follows, then Deku's pained yelp.*